Why, oh Why

Here are some of the reasons why you should like the Platicorn:

1. It's weird 
2. It has wings
3. It's poisonous
4. It's a fierce predator
5. It has an awesome name
6. Its sex is messed up
7. It has a blog about it
8. It's basically a bunch of other animal parts put together
9. It's basically a Platypus with tons of mutations from other organisms
10. It's astonishing
11. It has huge territories
12. There are only 150 specimens living in the wild!
13. It just is, face it